WWZ -part unknown xP-

September, wednesday 16 -year unknown-

Dear whoever reads this,

I always hated humanity, but strangely enough I miss them now. I miss to talk to them.. Oh well, at least I have Erik.

But anyways, it's too boring to follow that stupid list. I just give some tips now, oke?
tip 1. JUST FUCKIN' AIM FOR THE HEAD!! -I always said that's the most important thing!-
tip 2. Just never let them bite you! -why would you by the way?-
tip 3. Always have a gun with you!
tip 4. Try to live with the stuff you have as long as possible!
tip 5. Only go out when you really have to!
I think these are enough tips for now, cus, there aren't much more things I can think of...

Well, I have to write my weird girly stuff in here again...

Dear Bruce -Does he still live? He can kill Deadites, but these motherfuckin' zombs?-

Well, now we don't have electricity anymore, I can't do what I did normal. You know,  I had my own site called Villains and Vaudevillians where I posted weird news and things about Creature Feature and stuff, but now that's over, like you probably can imagine...

Well, I have to amuse me now in other ways, like shooting those fuckin' zombs! We have more then enough bullets ya know...

Bruce, please help me, we only have 4 packs of coffee anymore! And bacon? Almost gone, maybe forever! I feel kinda like that guy from Zombieland -I miss my movies...- That one guy that loved Twinkies..

I'm a bit scared of Erik with his keyboard. He even sleeps with it! Oh well, at least he's a bit happier now...

Well, anyways, I'm going to shoot some of those fuckers -zombs-

Use the tips!
~Curtis Rx