A Bit Of Fry And Laurie...

I've just watched a whole season of it. 4 bloody hours...
'Cause I have no life.

Then watched an episode of Cow And Chicken.
'Cause I have no life.

Now I'll probably go read in bed and fall asleep with my book still in my hands.
'Cause, as you may know, I have no life.

Then I'll probably wake up around 4 PM 'cause I have to talk to some woman about life.
'Cause unfortunately I have no life.

Then I'll go to bed again, skip dinner and wake up at 9, to print a picture so I can draw.
'Cause I have no life.

Then I'll go to bed again and wake up at 8 AM to do exactly the same.
'Cause, my dear friends, I have no life.

~Jelly.